245 Quotes by Al Yankovic

I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

I tend to enunciate pretty well. It's always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily - which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters because you're supposed to lose yourself in the character, but sometimes people look at a character and go "Oh, it's 'Weird Al.'"

You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.

You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.

I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to find back issues, and I'd wait at the newsstand for a new issue to come out. My life revolved around it.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.