245 Quotes by Al Yankovic

In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.

It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.

Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist's performance on whether or not they had a good seat?

Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

I did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children's book was something that I'd been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.

Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.