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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success, The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam's scheme of things. "The thing is," I said finally, "he won the Nobel Prize." "Well," she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, "I'm not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat."
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place. Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale. Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this, culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, "And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?"
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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One seldom was able to do her a good turn without some thoughts of strangulation.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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One recipe for happiness is to have no sense of entitlement.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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