31 Quotes by Alan Brazil

The man is United – cut him and he bleeds red.

In the papers this morning: ‘Police closing in on Ian Holloway.’ Sorry, it’s ‘Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.’

Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm.

I don’t want to stir up a can of worms.

I’m not going to single individuals out but Yakubu has missed loads of great chances.

I’ve got my doubts, there’s no doubt about it.

Belgium’s not a hotpot of international football.

John Cross is feeling very boyish about Arsenal’s chances.

Levante have gone fourth in Serie A. If anyone can tell me what part of Italy Levante is in, please call. I’ve no idea.