32 Quotes by Alan Davies

After all, the shareholders have seen business lost from Microsoft's activities, so some portion should be given back to them,

A smoke-free environment will be beneficial for club members, visitors and staff.

I like it (the challenge) to be honest. It's a little bigger game than TCU or Tulsa. I'm not saying those weren't big games, but this is our first road game. It's great motivation to go out there on a national stage and get the job done.

I could not get far enough down the food chain to talk to him... I had to grunt like an ape to keep the conversation going.

A foolproof plan for not getting a job – show up for your interview wearing flip flops.

The thing I’d really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare’s Globe. I’d like to walk along that. Don’t worry, I won’t get drunk and fall in.

I’m more inclined to linger in the science pages of ‘The Week’ magazine. But my principle obsessions are still watching sitcoms and football.

I’m quite a curious person. I don’t mind being the one who doesn’t know things, a role I often play in QI.

I like pubs too, but it’s hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don’t want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes.