52 Quotes by Alan Titchmarsh

Don't overdo the booze especially while flying - just because it's there doesn't mean you need to drink it. Everything in moderation.

I never get bored of my wife. It's lovely.

Once I was on a plane and a woman said to me, 'Now, what's the matter with my tomatoes?' And I said, 'Well, it's a bit difficult to see from here.' She took offence and said, 'I was only trying to be friendly.'

Gardening is, apart from having children, the most rewarding thing in life

I use it on a daily basis - very good for finding names and things like that.

At least you will know how useful the book has been.

That's why life is so much fun and I have such a good time.

I like to think of it as something that people can dip in and out of.

I never get bored of my wife. It’s lovely.