15 Quotes by Alan Zweibel

I've been very lucky. I've written for most of my idols and the contemporaries.

It's an intangible thing, this thing we call talent, especially if we're in a position to teach and mentor others.

I've had a bris, was Bar Mitzvahed and, on occasion, have referred to a temple as a shul. I've never denied it, nor have I disguised it. I am, indeed, a Jew.

I haven't written a brochure yet. It's killing me. I know I have a brochure or pamphlet in me yet.

I am not an actor. Yes, every so often I appear on talk shows to promote something I've written, and I enjoy doing so because I have a lot of stories to tell, and I like making audiences laugh. But that's not acting. That's just me being me.

Lust fades, so you’d better be with someone who can stand you.