214 Quotes by Albert Brooks

There's nothing funny about flying to Houston.

I'm a big consumer of news and I have my six newspaper sites booked. And what I like bout Twitter is it's almost, it allows me to make a comment about something that's just on my mind.

You can equate acting to a tennis game: When you're playing one of the best, you get better.

Being a screenwriter in Hollywood is like being a eunuch at an orgy. Worse, actually, at least the eunuch is allowed to watch.

You always got to be happy when somebody likes what you do. It's stupid not to be happy.

Starting to drink now in preparation for New Years. No more last minute stuff like Christmas.

Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

Don't worry, and don't kick yourself forever. Just take the opportunities when they come.