214 Quotes by Albert Brooks

When we spoke, he told me, 'The Newsweek thing has changed the world.' And I said, 'Wasn't it 9/11 that changed the world?' But Michael said he just didn't want to take a chance.

if we actually find advanced life on another planet whether they'll be as obsessed with their own genitals as we are.

I was allowed to film in the biggest mosque in India and when I told the imam the plot of the movie he started to laugh,

Movies are an expensive business.

Acceptance is going to a restaurant where the salad's not great, but the steak is fine.

My mother was supportive without knowing it. Deep down she wanted all the right things, she just didn't see the world like I did, and she's not supposed to.

Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York!