26 Quotes by Alex Bosworth

What doesn’t kill you is probably just taking a break to freshen up so it can come back and finish you off later.

Yes, I want the whole enchilada! Who orders a partial enchilada?!

Have you ever suddenly realized it’s someone else’s mood swing and you’re just along for the ride?

It’s spooky how we’ll never know how many people have died while trying to mail a chain letter.

I stared out at the waves. “Why am I here?” I thought. Finally it came to me. But it was too late. I was a terrible lifeguard.

My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn’t want to learn German anyway.

Sure, I’d like a child of my own. I’d also like a laser pistol, that doesn’t mean someone should give me one.

Henry Ford is quoted as saying. “History is more or less bunk.” Now, if he never spoke those words, doesn’t that just prove he was right when he didn’t say them?