31 Quotes by Alex Chiu

Well, if you don't want your relatives and friends to die, help me spread the news. Let people know about immortality device. That way, your loved ones won't die.

But now all of a sudden some idiots in Taiwan start to say that they are not Chinese. Their grand parents were Chinese. But for some reason, they feel they are not Chinese.

I support population control. I think USA should do the same.

I didn't say my invention is better, nor did I say other stuff does not work.

I know my theories and findings are hard for you to accept because they are so original and extraordinary.

I think the Chinese government is doing a great job right now.

In fact, Tibet is one of the most popular European tourist attraction of asia.

I think even if I did the research mentioned above, it would be a total waste of money because if those people don't believe in the testimonials, they won't believe in the research at all. They would say that I made it all up. So why waste money?

None of my neighbors believe in what I say. They refuse to wear the rings. They will never accept my invention until the day they die. That's what I call the real antichrists.