82 Quotes by Alex Pareene

Conservatives don't want to read good, smart books. They mostly want to read Fox and talk radio hosts writing about presidents.

Everyone knows how hard it can be to market to millennials.

Furloughing a bunch of air traffic controllers has a pretty easy-to-predict effect on air travel: It causes delays.

I don't want to be totally repetitive and doing the same thing over and over again for the rest of my life. I don't want to do that at all.

I grew up in a politically aware household: very civically-minded, good Minnesota liberals.

I guess if you want me to stop writing horrible, mean takedowns of everyone, give me a really, really cushy columnist gig.

I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks.

I think humor can be an effective way of getting the point across, but there are definitely times where I just write very earnestly.

I'm not great on television. That's one reason I don't do it very often.