3 Quotes by Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson


  • Author Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson
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    Jenny: Do you mind going back downstairs?Damian: Why?Jenny: Because I don’t want any dead bodies in my bathroom.Damian: ...We don’t have to keep it in here.Jenny: GET OUT!

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  • Author Alexander Engel-Hodgkinson
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    So wait, shooting someone seventeen times isn’t okay, but shooting him seventeen times with a fifteen-round magazine doesn’t raise questions?

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