104 Quotes by Ali Wong

Comedy has so much to do with honesty, and women can be more open about their emotions.

I think feminism is the worst thing that ever happened to women. Our job used to be no job. We had it so good!

I'm discovering, and I think other mums are discovering too, that when you become a mum, you don't have to change into this frumpy, wholesome role model who is perfect and loses all of your identity. You can still have the same personality you've always had.

When you're a mom, you need sparkle to compensate for the light inside of you that has died.

To be a trophy wife, you have to be a trophy. I am more of a commemorative plaque.

Writing is the life blood of everything in Hollywood. Without writers, there are no scripts, no acting work.

Some useful advice for all of my Asian-American brothers and sisters - never go paint-balling with a Vietnam veteran.

I constantly peed in my pants up until the 8th grade and wore an extra-large sailor uniform from kindergarten to 8th grade because my mom was scared I'd grow out of it. So I learned to make fun of myself at school and summer camp.

Having a two-year-old is very hard. I feel like I'm in a relationship with an emotionally unstable woman who is also physically abusive and never gets in trouble for it.