115 Quotes by Alice Clayton

Her skin glowed, her hair was luxurious, her eyes sparkled, and her tits were even more fantastic.

Look how fantastic this ring looks on my hand while it's holding your cook.""Jesus Christ, woman.

I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow

Before I eat your bagel, we should be formally introduced, don't you think?

We merely looked...at giant diamonds.

Simon thought I was lovely.Was the Giggler out of the harem?Was there even a harem left?What did this mean?Would I only think in questions now?And if so, who is Eric Cartman's father?

Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds.

I turned to kiss his fingertips. He stared into my eyes again, those sex sapphires doing their voodoo that made me a puddle of voodoo goo. For him to woo. See what he did to me?

Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band.