115 Quotes by Alice Clayton

Bring it on home, Wallbanger.

You smell like tequila and sexual repression, Caroline.

Simon does commando. God bless America.

But my parents were there when I needed them, always there. The idea that I would someday have to walk the earth without their anchor and misguided guidance made me wince...

His eyes were on my behind. And when caught? Didn’t even have the decency to blush. Naughty boy.

It doesn’t always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what’s right in front of you.

I’ll feel guilty Monday, but today I can’t think about anything work related. My head will literally burst.

He was the yin to my yang, the frick to my frack, the melba toast to my Chex.

Because no one can hurt you quite like someone who says he loves you.