272 Quotes by Alice Cooper

I’m your top prime cut of meat, I’m your choice, I wanna be elected.

Besides, when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn’t already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that’s a good reason right there to vote for Bush.

If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are.

Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it’s still the best satire since Monty Python.

I’m not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy” is pretty clever.

You know it’s always funny – the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going full strength right now so it’s great to get these while you’re alive, I’d hate to get them after you’re dead.

I always tell people, ‘Everything you’ve heard about Alice Cooper, you can believe maybe 40 percent of it. Everything you’ve ever heard about Keith Moon is true – and you’ve only heard 10 percent of it.’

I’ll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover’s lane for a little spark in the dark.

Why don’t you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot.