161 Quotes by Alice Oseman

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    I swear to God I’m a freak. I mean it. One day I’m going to forget how to wake up.

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    I don’t remember it happening. I don’t remember anything I’ve done, or why. Everything’s very confused.

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    Maybe it just takes seventy years to get the hang of being alive.

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    It must be useful to be smart,” she said and then laughed weakly. She glanced down and suddenly looked very sad. “I’m like, constantly scared I’m going to be a homeless or something. I wish our whole lives didn’t have to depend on our grades.

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    I’m excellent at faking being okay with things, even when inside my brain there is a tiny screaming gnome who is definitely not okay.

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    We’re so used to disaster that we accept it. We think we deserve it.

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    Do you think that, if we were happy for our entire lives, we would die feeling like we’d missed out on something?

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