161 Quotes by Alice Oseman

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    I wish I could be as subtle and beautiful. All I know how to do is scream.

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    I wasn’t sure how anyone could mistake an Indian girl for a British-Ethiopian girl, but there it is. Gotta love white people.

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    You like to act as if you care about nothing and if you carry on like that then you’re going to drown in the abyss you have imagined for yourself.

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    I’m at uni for three months and suddenly I’m not straight any more.

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    I’ve been looking for you,” I say. I cannot feel most of my body. For some reason he puts his hands on either side of my face and leans forward and says: “Tori Spring, I have been looking for you forever.

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    I like Charlie Spring! In a romantic way not just a friend way!

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    I punched her in the face and she got a nosebleed and cried. An accurate metaphor for most of my past friendships.

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    I wish I knew what he was reading. I know I don’t like books, but you can always tell what someone is thinking by what they’re reading.

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