161 Quotes by Alice Oseman

I wish I could be as subtle and beautiful. All I know how to do is scream.

Bedrooms are windows to the soul.

I wasn’t sure how anyone could mistake an Indian girl for a British-Ethiopian girl, but there it is. Gotta love white people.

You like to act as if you care about nothing and if you carry on like that then you’re going to drown in the abyss you have imagined for yourself.

I’m at uni for three months and suddenly I’m not straight any more.

I’ve been looking for you,” I say. I cannot feel most of my body. For some reason he puts his hands on either side of my face and leans forward and says: “Tori Spring, I have been looking for you forever.

I like Charlie Spring! In a romantic way not just a friend way!

I punched her in the face and she got a nosebleed and cried. An accurate metaphor for most of my past friendships.

I wish I knew what he was reading. I know I don’t like books, but you can always tell what someone is thinking by what they’re reading.