13 Quotes by Ally McBeal

I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at night even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.

I really hope he calls today, so I can hang up on him.

If you think back and replay your year, if it doesn't bring you tears either of joy or sadness, consider it wasted.

I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.