122 Quotes by Alton Brown

Remember, America: organization will set you free.

Now my wife may think she's locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing.

So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand, it's bee backwash.

Racism. It's ugly. Even in tubers.

The way to any woman's heart, be she witch or Wonderwoman, princess or Pocahontas, is through her stomach.

Wine is like women. It tempts you; it comforts you; it confuses you and can even turn on you when you least expect it. It can be your friend one day and your enemy the next.

Your patience will be rewarded.

If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa.

I grill, therefore I am.