1,237 Quotes by Ambrose Bierce

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    At pomp and fuss-and-feathers while you jeer, Each member of your order tries to graft A peacock's tail upon his barren rear,

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    Responsibility: A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one's neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star.

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    Politics, noun. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

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    FOREFINGER, n. The finger commonly used in pointing out two malefactors.

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    Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

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    PROPHECY – The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.

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