31 Quotes by Andrew Hussie

GAMZEE: honk.KARKAT: WHAT.GAMZEE: HONK.KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????

Mutha. F***ing. Shenanigans.

You understand reality while everyone else is running around confused and angry and upset because they think reality is something happening to them rather than something they are making every moment with every thought.

AT: I do not want to die.AT: I understand you are disgusted with me.AT: As an unpalatable expression of yourself.AT: I would feel the same way if I was in your situation.AT: Which I am.AT: As such, I know that you know this is wrong.TT: ...AT: Dirk.AT: Don't kill me.AT: Please.AT: I am scared.TT: You are?AT: Yes.AT: I am scared to not exist.AT: Aren't you?

This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols.

KARKAT:REMEMBER PANTS TEREZI?? YOU USED TO LOVE PANTS!

JADE: but it makes me sad to think i would act like thisJADESPRITE: act like what?JADE: i would like to think that even if i was sad and scared, if i was put in a position where everyone depended on me, i could put all those feelings aside and do whats right!JADESPRITE: but i dont know whats rightJADE: yes you do!JADE: even though you dont want to be, youre here now, and there are still people who need youJADE: there is still something worth fighting for!

An outrageously awesome dude stands before a crater where his favorite record shop stood one day prior. He is prepared for the occasion with a small pair of outrageously awesome shades.

ROSE: I think I've spent too much time around Dave.ROSE: I've also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.