31 Quotes by Andrew Hussie

You love SITUATION COMEDIES, whilst holding particular affection for MUSTACHIOED FUNNYMEN. You know, your FOXWORTHIES, your FUNKES, your SWANSONS, but not necessarily your GALLAGHERS PER SE, because you have to draw the fucking line somewhere.

You figure you’ll cool it on the time travel for a while. Don’t want to see the Dave corpses start to pile up. Especially if one of them winds up being you.

JOHN: sorry buddy. as the age old saying goes, you snooze, you lose.

TT: This session was never meant to bear fruit.TT: It's barren, so to speak.EB: that's a bit of a bummer!EB: i am still skeptical about that, though.TT: That's why you're our leader, John.EB: huh?TT: Optimism through stalwart skepticism is a defect not everyone is lucky enough to be cursed with.EB: that's stupid.EB: i'm not your leader, i am your FRIEND, there is a BIG difference!TT: Statements like that are also why you're our leader.

The SAFE was slain in battle. A great flaming nautical pyre carries it off to VAULTHALLA.

KANAYA: Karkat What Is He Doing HereKARKAT: WOW, GREAT QUESTION!KARKAT: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FUCKING NUMBER AND GET IN LINE FOR THAT ONE!!!KARKAT: I'VE ALREADY GOT MINE! IT'S THE FIRST NUMBER THERE IS. AN ANGRY, TREMBLING DIGIT, TOWERING AND ERECT, POINTING DIRECTLY AT THE TRASHFACED KINGPIN OF INEXPLICABLE HORSESHIT HIMSELF, *GOD*!!!!!

CG: I AM BEING PLEASANT AND AGREEABLE, AND I WILL GENTLY LOWER A MAGNIFICENT, CORUSCATING COLUMN OF HOT FUCK YOU DOWN THE PROTEIN CHUTE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE.

Bring me a horse and I am yours forever.

You were afraid this might be the case. Your dad has blocked the front door with the REFRIGERATOR. Looks like he’s taking the grounding seriously this time.