22 Quotes by Andrew Kaufman

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    Tom remembered standing there beside her, in font of that field covered in snow, and falling in love.

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    As far as I can tell, you remain a mystery to yourself until the day you die.

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    To lose one’s keys is the equivalent of losing one’s mind.

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    When Aquatics are overwhelmed, they seek out the tallest object in view, lie on their backs, put their heads against it and look up. The ritual is called litill, and its purpose is to remind believers that they are actually quite small and, therefore, so are their problems.

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