9 Quotes by Andrew Lawrence

Memorizing lines isn't really hard. Only with really hard words and stuff.

I get frustrated by the fact that comics go on stage with some kind of agenda beyond comedy - I'm not sure it should be about that.

I get embarrassed by people. It's really awkward for me to have a chat with people who have been to see a gig.

I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and that they might learn something.

A teenager's early experimentation might be minor, but it can still have a damaging effect on their developing brain,

As well as activating the brain's reward system, which is involved in addiction, amphetamine also affects brain regions that control heartbeat, blood pressure and temperature.

I'm an athlete, but I'm not a runner. I'm 5-foot-8 and stocky - not exactly a runner's type.

By affecting basic brain functions, amphetamine may expose experimenting teenagers to an increased risk of heart attack if they re-use the drug later in life.

Comics are cool. I read 'Batman' and 'Spawn'.