94 Quotes by Andrew Shaffer

As long as you have hope,” he said, repeating his words from that day, “you’re still in the game.

It’s fifteen minutes until two when I arrive – just in time for the interview. I walk through the glass doors and into the lobby, which is also floor-to-ceiling glass and steel. This fascinates me, because buildings back in Portland are made of grass and mud.

Son of a buttermilk biscuit,” I said, grimacing. “We got bamboozled.

Why does your dart board have Bradley Cooper’s picture on it?” “It’s not important,” I said. “Not anymore.

NOTE: In the rare situation a megatsunami washes a T. rex into your path, you won’t be carrying a weapon large enough to hurt it. If it’s intent on eating you, it will eat you. However, you will be killed by the coolest dinosaur ever. Most people go their whole lives without ever seeing a T. rex in person. Do you know how lucky you are?

We don’t abandon our friends just because the going gets rough.

Abby had a little experience with the rap genre already – she used to spit rhymes with this little blond neighbor kid when she would visit her aunt and uncle in Detroit. Marshall something. Great kid. A little tightly wound.

Maybe adults weren’t meant to have friends. We could have acquaintances, and we could have coworkers. We could have bosses and employees. But friends? Friends were for children. It was time for me to grow up.

The changes we’d made were being rolled back by the new administration. It was almost like we’d never been in office.