127 Quotes by Andrew Smith

Roll. Tap. Tap. Tap

All good books are about everything, abbreviated.

And maybe that's the whole point, after all - that everyone of us who existed spent all those limitless days over the thousands of centuries we were here just trying to figure out what it meant to be us. The mousetrap trigger is this precise point: Pour the word us into the coding of a human, and we immediately discount as inferior or useless all the not-us things in the universe. Are you one of us?

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it.

It was so pleasant, chaotic, emotionless, nameless-everything vibrating so beautifully in the universe without words.

You fill my sombrero with sexual pudding!

I know it's kind of ridiculous, but I realize now how wrong that old pervert Mr. Wellins is. Almost nothing at all is ever about sex, unless you never grow up, that is.It's about love, and maybe not having it.What an old, delusional idiot he is.But what do I know?I'm just fourteen.

I came unglued and went back together the wrong way and fell apart again.

What kind of world did our fathers abandon us to?