16 Quotes by Andrew Sturm

Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times.

Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less.

Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America?

I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today.

A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now.

Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)

Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.