48 Quotes by Andy Milonakis

I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.

MF Doom is like so out-of-the-box and just crazy.

There's little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I think the fans of the old-school Internet shorts were a little bit older just because it was racier material.

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.

I've been a hip hop head forever. So when it turned out that we were gonna start getting celebrity guests for every show, I wanted rap guys from the get-go.

When I moved here, he bought me a bed. Was that from Costco?