48 Quotes by Andy Milonakis

I talked on the phone with the Trackboyz, they did a song with Nelly and with J-Kwon, and they're interested and they have really good beats.

Pee-pees and vajay-jays, ... Mind your pees and vees.

You are just constantly cleaning stuff up; you don't get to bring out big plates of nice food. You get to take it away when it's all chewed up by some idiot.

I was a huge Internet junkie.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want

Big L is my favorite rapper of all time. He got killed quite a few years ago now but I think he's amazing and he kind of inspires me like his style inspires me. I don't think there's been anyone better since. I mean, Biggie Smalls is definitely on the top of the list but Big L is like the underdog, I like to give him the edge.

I'm clean and dope like heroin soap

I had sadness for breakfast.

It's ridiculous, ... Like, 'Why would he beat his shelf? Why? Why, Andrew Milonakis?' And then I say, 'Stop asking yourself questions and calling yourself Andrew Milonakis!' And I never listen.