48 Quotes by Andy Milonakis

It takes much, much longer to film a show with so many setups and so many bits. It'd be much easier to do eight long bits and that's it.

I'm actually gonna do an album soon, yeah, ... It's gonna be comedy, the lyrics are all gonna be really wacky and comedic, but we're gonna get real hip-hop producers and try to make it sound like a real hip-hop CD.

I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want,

I’m clean and dope like heroin soap.

If life gives you lemons, you make beef stew.

I’m a really huge fan of papaya juice.

I’m a huge fan of Big L. He is my favorite rapper.

There’s a side that I want to do just like really retarded arty films like parody, pretentious art films that kind of are supposed to have some deep meaning.

I want to put some effort into a bunch of different types of videos. I don’t think I’m gonna do ‘Man On The Street’ messing with people, I don’t think I’m gonna do over-the-top wacky comedy.