369 Quotes by Andy Rooney

It's best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it's requested, and when it's a life threatening situation.

I've learned... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

Being kind is more important than being right.

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.