369 Quotes by Andy Rooney

Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.

Once you pass forty, a dime isn't worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.

Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good with a computer? They know all about information technology, but they don't have much interest in the information. I'm the opposite.

When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there's no use pretending you can use machinery that thinks faster than you do. An electric typewriter is ready to go before I have anything to say.

In the United States alone, we spend seven times as much on war as on education. There's something wrong there. On this Memorial Day, we should certainly honor those who have died at war, but we should dedicate this day, not so much to their memory, but to the search for a way to end the idiocy of the wars that killed them.

In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.

A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about.