369 Quotes by Andy Rooney

Most of us aren't that interested in getting rich- we just don't want to get poor.

Space, like Switzerland, should be neutral.

Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.

American closets are filled with once-worn clothes that got a bad review from a friend on their first appearance.

I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.

Soap, like people, shouldn't smell like anything.

Everyone hates war, everyone says.

In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.

Numbers are the most certain things we have.