369 Quotes by Andy Rooney

The last birthday that's any good is 23.

Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.

I've learned... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you're a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That's the way to get an idea.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you... More

I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.