369 Quotes by Andy Rooney

I've learned... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

I've learned... That money doesn't buy class.

Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.

I've learned... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

The best thing about a vacation is planning it.

I've learned... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

We should change our attitude toward the United Nations. There has to be some power in the world superior to our own. We should not have attacked Iraq without the okay of the United Nations. Now we have to live with that mistake. We're living with it, and too many of our guys are dying with it.

I've learned... That when you're in love, it shows.