369 Quotes by Andy Rooney

I've learned... that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books, how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books-how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

Life is tough but I'm tougher.

The idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."