78 Quotes by Andy Samberg

It’s cool to know that you’re doing something that people of all ages can watch and enjoy, even though my bread and butter is a little dirtier. It’s cool to just be involved in something that’s that big and joyous and meant to make people feel happy.

I’ve been lucky enough to be part of some great ensembles in theater – I’d been doing theater since college.

I’m a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I’m not a rapper.

A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets around. It’s always something you’re thinking about unconsciously.

I do really like doing animated movies. I like watching animated movies, and I always have. That’s something I didn’t let go of, from when I was a kid. It’s always exciting for me to get to do that. Animated movies are so rarely bad.

If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.

You get into comedy because you are insecure, and you communicate with the world through comedy to sort of alleviate the tension of those insecurities and to find a way to make people like you other than the way you look or how good you are at sports. I don't think that really goes away.

I took my pants off in my 'SNL' audition. It was to do a character called Out of Breath Jogger from 1982. I had short shorts on underneath. It eventually aired, so it was worth it!

It's interesting: when your wife is pregnant and you're expecting, everyone's like, 'It's incredible. Get ready. It's magic. It's the most life-changing experience you'll ever have. Brace yourself for heaven.' And then the second the baby comes, everyone's like, 'Welcome to hell! Ha ha ha! You fool!'