26 Quotes by Andy Van Slyke

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

We had an argument once, yeah. It was the best thing that could have happened to our working relationship. After that, we understood each other and got along much better. I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.