510 Quotes by Andy Warhol

Paintings are too hard. The things I want to show are mechanical. Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine, wouldn't you?

What we're all looking for is someone who doesn't live there, just pays for it.

After being alive, the next hardest work is having sex. Of course, for some people it isn't work because they need the exercise and they've got the energy for the sex and the sex gives them even more energy. Some people get energy from sex and some people lose energy from sex. I have found that it's too much work. But if you have the time for it, and if you need that exercise-then you should do it.

I like church. It's empty when I go. I walk around. There are so many beautiful Catholic churches in New York.

Business art is the step that comes after Art. I started as a commercial artist, and I want to finish as a business artist.

I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer.

Death means a lot of money, honey. Death can really make you look like a star.

The world fascinates me.

I loved working when I worked at commercial art and they told you what to do and how to do it and all you had to do was correct it and they'd say yes or no. The hard thing is when you have to dream up the tasteless things to do on your own.