510 Quotes by Andy Warhol

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there -- I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.

Fashion, ... wasn't what you wore someplace anymore. It was the whole reason for going.

People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how to live because life is so quick and sometimes it goes away too quickly.

Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there - I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television.

They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself

It's the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true: 'In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.' I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is, 'In fifteen minutes everybody will be famous.

I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.