29 Quotes by Angela Roquet

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -Benjamin Franklin.

Bring me the receipts. I’m using them as a write-off.” What do you know? Even Death pays taxes.

Oh! Sweet Jesus! I can’t die now. I have a casserole in the oven!

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?” -Noel Coward.

But when he was this close, my common sense didn’t just take a back seat, it was gagged and thrown in the trunk.

Cindy never went anywhere without her camarilla.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.” -Woody Allen.

They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.” -Emily Dickinson.

The gods offer no reward for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.” -Mark Twain.