24 Quotes by Angie Fox

She’d chucked her Freezoni.

Grandma chuckled. “No, you’re not going to start hearing everybody. It depends on the animal’s intelligence and inclination. Squirrels, bugs and birds aren’t big thinkers.

Although if it meant he’d answer a few questions, I’d offer to stitch him a king-size Irish Swag Bohemian Bell quilt. With my toes.

I could run if I had to. I’d never been the fastest kid in school, but minions from hell can do wonders for your speed and agility.

I’d live in a paper bag if it meant I didn’t have to marry that bastard.

Less than a year ago, my life had been so simple. I had a nice little freelance design business going. I was marrying a man I thought I loved. And then – poof. Ghosts in my kitchen and ramen for breakfast.

That might have been the last time I saw Dimitri alive.

The next morning I was up bright and early. Mostly because I’d sold the curtains.

Fairies have been running these routes since George Washington was in diapers.