716 Quotes by Ann Coulter

No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is Well, you know, it’s possible to believe in evolution and believe in God. Yes, and it’s possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn’t prove Spiderman is true.

The LA Times was practically lactating with cultural understanding about the Hmong’s canine murder, titling the article: “Hmong’s Sacrifice of Puppy Reopens Cultural Wounds.” It seems that Americans were creating “cultural wounds” by complaining about the Hmong clubbing Fido to death. How about the puppy’s wounds? Could we get an article on that? Hello, PETA? Stop hassling that kid for eating a hamburger – I got a real story for you!

When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it’s a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.

There’s nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don’t need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants.

I’ve decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

So for those of you who haven’t read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly.

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I’m what’s known as “prey.” All females are.

Obamacare would never have passed without decades of massive immigration from the Third World. Liberals didn’t change any minds – they changed the voters.

If you attack the Clintons publicly, make sure all your friends know that you are not planning suicide, that you’re not careless when you drive a car.