716 Quotes by Ann Coulter

My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.

I've been banned from just about everything.

The most irritating movie character for me was that cradle-to-grave commie, Mary Poppins.

I think I went to 67 'Grateful Dead' shows. I'm the only 'Deadhead' who doesn't know the precise number, and it's totally humiliating.

I am the gold standard for liberal bile!

Luckily, voting machines register only 'yes' or 'no,' not 'yes, but I hate myself'.

I get a little belligerent when not enough protesters show up at my appearances.

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the 'New York Times' Building.

We're getting a very different kind of immigrant now, and it began as a specific plan to bring in lots of more Democratic voters, and it worked.