34 Quotes by Anne Eliot

Jenna sighed, “What would a bodyguard do for us? Battle our invisible boyfriends?”Vere laughed. “Heck yes. Invisible boyfriends can get really out of hand.

Hey now, it issthhhh new technology. Dustin: "The dentissthh says all my teethtths will ssseparate if I don’t keep it in.”Jenna: “But our eyes could separate if you don’t take it out—

She kept her voice steady in an attempt to play this cool. “Uh, Mom? Any time you want to step in? Permanently ground him? Take away his car privileges and give them to me?”"Uh, Mom,” Charlie spun faster, mimicking Vere’s higher voice with a girly voice of his own. “Any time you want to step in and help Vere with her man skills? I’ve decided to launch her into popular society.

Holy mother of ripped-gorgeous.Get over the assets. Get over the assets. It’s an award-winning six pack. SO WHAT? Get over it. He’s just your friend. Your Dustin McHugh.

That wasn’t about you personally. It’s...I don’t hang out much alone. I mean—I don’t often hang out with guys. Alone. They usually make me... uh....” Panic, turn bright red, feel dizzy, want to vomit, stutter, stop breathing, drop things, die from the inside out, and let’s not forget head-butt the people I truly love until they require hospitalization.

Nice of you to care, gnome girl.” He tapped his cheeks, grinning now.

IN A WORLD WHERE BUNNIES RUN WILD

He shrugged, working to make her understand. “There’s whole YouTube montages playing still shots of my butt to music. I don’t take credit for it. My mom’s been paying a trainer for years. Oh, and my six-pack won a Fan’s Choice Award called the SixPackAttack. Three years running.

Be all the dork that I can be?” he tried.Her turn. “Hamlet: To dork, or not to dork, that is the question.” She smiled proudly, thinking of another. “The apparel ‘oft proclaims the man!”He chuckled. “Hamlet again, but this time with an English accent: Though this be madness, yet there is method in it.