11 Quotes by Anonymous Toast

Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me

May you taste the sweetest pleasures that fortune ere bestowed, and may all your friends remember all the favors you are owed

May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store

May the ships at sea never be bottoms up

Four blessings upon you - Older whiskey - Younger women - Faster horses - More money

Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good taste in men!

Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the Swallow...that brings No babies.

Here's to holly and ivy hanging up, And to something wet in every cup

Merry met, and merry part, I drink to thee with all my heart