345 Quotes by Anthony Horowitz

I couldn't see myself as some twenty-first century Shirley Valentine, sitting on the rocks, a thousand miles from the nearest Waterstones.

He looked from the phone to the unconscious figure of the Salesman. "What did you do to him?" he asked."He got the wrong number," Alex said.

Let me tell you, Alex. He's a crook. He's based here in Miami. He's a nasty piece of work.""He's mexican" Troy added.

Alan Blunt got in touch with me and asked me to put you up here for the rest of the week, to pretend that you're my son. I have to say, you don't look anything like me.""I don't look anything like myself either," Alex said.

There are problems and there are children. It is our aim to separate the two.

Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum!

These people...I've never come across anyone like them. You want the truth? They make Scorpia look like a vicar's tea party.

I sent a car to pick you up at school, Alex. I thought you might like a lift. I didn't expect a declaration of war.

You’re saying that you’ve managed toarrest a kid who’s an insane criminal. You’ve put him in a prison with six other insane criminals, and you want Alex to pretend to be an insane criminal and move in with them. Well, you know what I think of that idea?It’s insane!